Mayor of San Pedro Huamelula, a city in Mexico, Joel Vazquez
Rojas, on Tuesday tied the knot with an alligator princess named
María Isabel in a traditional ceremony that attracted hundreds of
guests who watched and cheered in excitement.
The annual ceremony is meant to bring plenty of fish, shrimp and
seafood to the fishermen who live in the Pacific coast town.
It was busy day for the lucky alligator, as not only did she walk
down the aisle dressed in traditional white garb and with a very
large piece of duct tape around her deadly mouth, she was also
baptised prior to the festivities.
The ceremony happens every year, and Mayor Rojas even
exchanges vows with the reptiles during the event.
And like all wedding parties, this one was followed by a massive
ceremony where the newlywed princess alligator changed into
more colorful attire and was held by her new husband as he
danced and swung her around the floor.
Recently, the international media were awash with the story of an Italian couple whose genitals got stuck together during sex in the waters of a Porto San Giorgio beach in Italy. The duo remained locked until a woman with a towel came and helped the pair walk to the shore where a medic, called by beachgoers, brought them to a local hospital before they could be separated. Despite the fact that this incident sounds like a scene from a trashy pornographic comedy, stories of couples getting stuck during sex are real. Though it seemed logically impossible and downright outlandish, a handful of couples have been reported to have gotten ‘glued together’ during sexual intercourse. Such cases have been recorded in Kenya, Malawi and Zimbabwe. Although many couples may experience problems after sex such as migraines, heart problems and even memory loss, the penis getting stuck into the vagina during intercourse, especially in the missionary position, is one th...
Comments
Post a Comment